Friday, August 19, 2016

STIFF COMPETITION from around the world, Men's PENIS SIZES, the BIGGEST CONSPIRACY of the year!

  • A map has revealed the average erect penis size of men around the world.
  • Men from Africa, Jamaica and Haiti topped with the list with an average greater than 16 centimetres 
  • India and South Korea had the smallest penis size between 9.3 and 10.5 centimetres on average 
  • Australia's average was greater than 14.7 centimetres, alongside Mexico, Norway and Italy
Nervous men need to wait no longer to see how they measure up against their rivals. An interactive graphic has been published which compares erect penis sizes across the globe. Africa bests stiff competition to claim the title for the world’s largest penises, while men from Asia are shown to have the smallest on average.

A map has revealed the average erect penis size for different countries across the world. Countries coloured red have the largest average penis size, countries in green have the smallest
A map has revealed the average erect penis size for different countries across the world. Countries coloured red have the largest average penis size, countries in green have the smallest.

Countries in Western Africa had the largest average penis sizes according to the map, consistently measuring in above a 16 centimetre average
Countries in Western Africa had the largest average penis sizes according to the map, consistently measuring in above a 16 centimetre average.


Published on Target Map, countries are colour-coded according to the average size of men’s penises. Countries in red have the largest, orange the second largest, yellow sits in the middle of the pack, light green the second smallest and green the smallest. Western African countries such as Ghana, Gabon and the Congo conquer the list, with averages in excess of 16 centimetres.

India, Thailand and South Korea are found at the bottom, with average sizes between 9.3 and 10.5 centimetres. Australia comes in the second-biggest group with an average penis size greater than 14.7 centimetres - in the same company as Mexico, Norway, Italy and Sweden. The United States, France, Germany and the United Kingdom all sit in the middle of the pack with typical penis sizes ranging between 12.9 and 14.7 centimetres. Russia has an average between 10.5 and 12.9 centimetres according the map, alongside Japan, Indonesia and Brazil.

Countries from South East Asia such as India and Sri Lanka had the smallest average penis sizes according to the map
Countries from South East Asia such as India and Sri Lanka had the smallest average penis sizes according to the map.

Countries in orange such as Italy sat in the second-largest group, while the United Kingdom, France and Germany sat in the middle of the pack
Countries in orange such as Italy sat in the second-largest group, while the United Kingdom, France and Germany sat in the middle of the pack.



Target map has previously published a map which compares breast sizes across the globe. Women from Russia, Sweden, Norway and Finland are shown on the map to have the largest average breast size in the world. Women from Africa or living in Asian countries are on the opposite end of the spectrum - the majority with A or B cup sized breasts. Australia falls in the middle with C cup sized breasts on average, along with France, Italy and the United Kingdom. Europe is divided, with the average sizes varying greatly across different countries.



WHAT ARE THE LARGEST AND SMALLEST AVERAGE PENIS SIZES AROUND THE WORLD? 16.10 - 17.9 centimetres (largest) Ghana Gabon Jamaica Haiti Nigeria 14.7 - 16.10 centimetres Australia Italy Norway Mexico South Africa 12.9 - 14.7 centimetres United States France Germany United Kingdom Spain 10.5 - 12.9 centimetres Russia Japan Brazil Indonesia Greece 9.30 - 10.5 centimetres (smallest) India Sri Lanka Thailand Malaysia South Korea.

Target Map has published a map showing the average breast size across the globe - from A cups to 'larger than D' cups
Target Map has published a map showing the average breast size across the globe - from A cups to 'larger than D' cups.


WHAT ARE THE LARGEST AND SMALLEST AVERAGE CUP SIZES FOR WOMEN IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD? Larger than a D cup - Russia - Finland - Norway - Sweden D cup - United States - Colombia - Venezuela - Iceland - Germany - Denmark - Hungary - Switzerland A cup - China - Japan - North Korea - South Korea - Taiwan - Mongolia - Malaysia - Indonesia - Sudan - Kenya - Nigeria - Peru - Bolivia - Latvia

Women in Northern Ireland are a C cup average - a cup larger than the Republic of Ireland. Germany and surrounding countries have an average D cup sized breast where as Latvia and Belarus have an average A cup. The United States women have a D cup average whereas their neighbours in Canada have a C cup average. It is not known whether the data has included women with breast implants. While many people have been entertained by the data and intrigued to see how they compare, others have found it offensive and questioned the purpose of the map. 'This is just misogynist rubbish,' one woman wrote on Twitter. 'This is disgusting, what has the world become?' Another wrote.